Not all of them

It is true that not all men are misogynistic but if we took away all men, we would not be having this conversation. It works for “not all white people are racists”, “not all straight people are homophobic”…

Malt

Joel McHale: I have had too much of that whiskey, by the way… Conan O’Brien: I know. You’re actually starting to amuse me.

Androcentric

Gay men talk about dick the way men wish women talked about dick. Michelle Wolf

1 to 1

If you got another brain cell, it would be lonely. Jvckk

Give us strength!

People asking about International Men’s Day on International Women’s Day are like people who would say: “You’re done all this stuff about slaves so when are you going to talk about slave owners?”Or“We’re doing HIV Awareness Day but I don’t have AIDS so when’s my day?” Richard Herring

Game set match

This is one of the lamest jokes I have ever heard, outside Centre Court in Wimbledon. David Mitchell

Dotting father

-Why is Boris Johnson in isolation? Fin Taylor: He’s got an app that tells him whenever he’s near one of his children.

Book shelves

What he doesn’t know would make a library anyone would be proud of. Rousseau

Introvert 101

If you can never travel and stay inside forever, that’s the best way to live your life. Jordan Maron, aka CaptainSparklez

Brain work

“Let’s try again but with more than one collective brain cell this time.”Kara Corvus “His problem is his having a single neuron spinning very fast one way that he’s trying to catch, but he’s running in the other direction.”Guy Carlier. Angus Deaton: Julia Carling’s ‘what?’ upheld.Janette Street Porter: Brain cell.